Slightly boring …

DeVries’s Dilemma:
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don’t want
hits the paper.

What a day… The weather is like somebody died… Depressing…
My mind doesn’t work… Can’t think… Me want to go sleepy sleepy…
Too much work to do… Agh… What a day…

Why all the books have white backgrounds?
Black on white… who the hell invented this. My eyes are going to fall off.
If the color theme was “white on black” would be much better for them…

Searching for a specific topic on google, during the study of computer architecture, brought me to this page:
http://www.rwc.uc.edu/koehler/comath/ind.html

I fount out that it helps a lot in computer science.

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!
You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room!

Things are more like they used to be than they are now.

Make war not sex. (It’s safer.)

It should be the answer to the question of life, space and more or less everything. However, thats an answer.

Give me an answer to this:
I built a new kernel (2.6.15) some days ago. Coded a hundred of lines of bash scripts for automatic management of the APM on my laptop. It worked really fine. Suspend to ram, standby, battery monitor, USB, PCMCIA, sound,… I was like in heaven. “It works! It works!” screaming around full of joy at 5am in the morning after I finished. It really worked fine. After two days of enjoying the almighty working laptop it happened. The green blinking LED saying: “Hey! Don’t even try to touch me! Im now going to sleep!” kept blinking for almost 4 hours. The funny thing is, that I didn’t realise that something really gone wrong. I just kept typing and browsing around. At the point I had the need to go home I pressed the little button saying “Yes! Press me! I’m so stressed of all of this, so put me to sleep!” and then…. nothing happened. I pressed it again. Nothing. And agiain and again and again… Doh. It doesnt work anymore. WTF??!?!?!???!???!!!!

I launched the terminal and typed: $ apm
The very smart MDFK in the computer says: "No APM support in kernel."
And again WTF!??!?!?!?!?!

Did you find an answer?!?! I still didn’t.
The funny thing is, that I compiled a new version of the kernel (2.6.15.1) right now. And guess what. It works really fine now.
So, that’s not a hardware problem .
Go figure…

I bought a new M$ Natural Ergonomic keyboard and I am writing right now with it. Mnja… I think I need some more practice with it. It’s like I did never used a keyboard before at this moment, but I think it’s gonna be better someday. I do it better from minute to minute. Yes I thing itz relay cofnrotable, but it semes I gona do more eorrs with it fro sam taime form nwo.

Better stop writing now.
See ya.

Try to figure the picture out…
5 guys. Underground, geek, full of bad carma place.
5 guys. One of them putting together lines of code.
5 guys. One of them compiling the lines of code.
5 guys. One of them configuring the compile machine.
5 guys. One of them setupping the server.
5 guys. One of them making Origami birds.

1. guy. Rewriting thousands of code.
2. guy. Compiling more and more.
3. guy. Installing packages.
4. guy. Smashing the table with his head.
5. guy. Playing with the birds.

1.guy. Smashing all the things around him.
2.guy. Beating himself with the keyboard.
3.guy. Playing “boot & reboot” with the computer and his boot.
4.guy. Smashed his head with the table.
5.guy. Sleeping at his home.

Does anybody want to deal with something, that has a processor inside?